Please stop loudly talking about your sex lives in the dining hall

I don’t understand why so many people think the dining hall is an appropriate place to talk about this shit. Do what you want with who you want but other people don’t want to hear about that shit especially when they are eating food. I don’t want to hear about you telling your friend how long you last in bed like that’s fuckin weird. Go have that conversation in private. No one else wants to be privy to that information.