Fluent in sarcasm

Looking for someone to go on adventures with. To take me on cute Disney dates. If my dog doesn’t like you then it’s not going to work. Thicker than a snicker.

and

Bad selfie. Threatening selfie. Sunglasses. Lineup of ten guys who look the same. Holding fish. Holding gun. Why is he so far away? “just ask”. Star Wars Marvel Funko Pop. Gangster Marvin the Martian.