How do I join the CIA?

This isn't even a troll question for the record. I'm being completely serious.

The way people talk about the CIA, or at least used to before it got supplanted as this sub's boogeyman by Mossad, makes it sound cool as fuck. An omnipotent organization that spends its days orchestrating regime change in third world countries, bombing brown people for being homophobic, and forcefully spreading democracy whether the natives like it or not? That sounds cool as fuck to me

So I'll ask again: How do I join? Do I have to sit mysteriously with sunglasses on at a park bench and hope I get recruited?