I think I have super powers🦸‍♂️

Yesterday, I noticed something wild—sometimes when I touched something, zap!I would feel a little shock and that ka static sound "ta" against plastic, concrete, even metal. I was just sitting on my desk, working on my laptop, when it started. It also proceeded to today. Turns out, static’s been building up on me like I’m a human battery. Dry air, plastic chair, and a little friction—now I’m rethinking my whole setup. Anyone else dealing with this?

and don't talk dirty, I can electrocute you😂

Update: I have consulted a preofessional, and they've said it was my laptop charger leaking the electric charge to the casing, alafu I just absorbed the charge...anyways I've fixed the issue, and disappointed to say I won't be joining the Avengers anytime soon😭