Why are humans like this ????

[Proceeds to narrate a very specific and extremely bizarre incident with a human- something so random and personal that it clearly has nothing to do with him/her being a human. Yet, he/she tells the story as if he's/she's just uncovered the fundamental nature of all humans that conflicts with her/his image of human he/she read in her/his romance novels. This, of course, ignores the very real possibility that this is the only human he's/she's ever interacted with in her/his entire life, making him/her the sole representative of the entire human population -whom she/he will now avoid forever because of this one experience.]