M4F-26M, 6"1 and hoping this post is less awkward than my tinder bio

So, I'm taking a shot in the dark here, hoping to find my partner-in-childfree-dom (patent pending). I'm 26 (almost 27) and currently trapped in the MBA trenches at a fancy college near Mumbai.

Why I'm Here (Besides the Obvious): Childfree Reasons: Let's be real, kids are adorable... from a distance. But the whole financial and emotional responsibility thing? Yeah, I'm good. I'd rather spend that money on more dogs (okay, maybe one more) and that emotional energy on you (eventually, hypothetical you!).

My Interests : I'm a sports fanatic (cricket and football are my jam), dog lover (prepare for endless cute puppy pics), Netflix binger (suggestions always welcome!), and a professional napper. Oh, and I'm a teetotaler, which means I'm always the designated driver... or the designated dessert buddy. Also, I'm not much of a traveller, I much prefer cozying up on the sofa!

Political/Religious Views: Strongly liberal - I believe in equality, progress, and maybe a little bit of chaos (the good kind, obviously).

My "Requirements" (Okay, Preferences): I'm on the hunt for someone who: Doesn't smoke (my lungs thank you in advance). Social drinking is cool, though! Someone's gotta tell me all the wild stories the next morning. Loves animals (especially dogs, because... duh). Is kind, sassy (a little spice is nice!), and ambitious.

So, if you're also looking for a serious relationship, think we might click, and aren't afraid of a guy who enjoys naps a little too much, slide into my DMs!

Warning: May spontaneously start quoting The Office.